The ABC producer nearly wet her pants She discovered an Aussie...

The ABC producer nearly wet her pants

She discovered an Aussie hero who on Q&A rants

He was an instant hit with the bleeding heart brigade

He really got stuck into the government he really made the grade

The bleeding hearts donated money to assist this lovely guy

On Q&A he spoke out he wasn't really shy

But then that nasty Andrew Bolt found out he had done time

Threats to kill someone apparently his crime

He lives upon the government and pays no tax at all

And gets Austudy handouts and really has a ball

But apparently he feels he deserves a little more

Soak the rich is his motto and give it to the poor