The left revere the great god Gough
Of him they cant get enough
The lefty media worship him too
They tell you of the wonderful things he did do
But most of it is myth and bull
Fiction all but never dull
So a new religion is taking form
Where Gough worship is the norm
It makes many aussies want to scream
Because they know its all a lefty dream
They know that before Gough arrived
Australia as a nation really thrived.
