fea always good for a laugh

Just recieved the latest blurb from FEA .

The first glossy page says ;
IN THE END ,IT'S ALL ABOUT GROWING GREAT TREES .
[screw the shareholders]

CEO says;
FEA PLANT. ltd is a wholly [not whore] owned sub of FEA arguably Australias most progressive hardwood processing group .
[Note the word progressive as one day it will be exchanged for something tangable like PROFITABLE or NOT , I'm guessing NOT .
[progressive could be another method of saying screw the shareholders ]

Exec director says ;
Tony Cannon explains why trees dont take longer to grow in Tasmania .
[cause they're to busy screwing shareholders]

Middle pages ;
Future markets for plantation TIMBER .
Could plantation timber be the next big thing for the building and construction industry ?
[Nah we'll sell woodchips to Japan land as we can screw the shareholders better that way ]
[for goodness sake timbers been used for years in building ]

Page 7 ;
Can investing in Hardwood plantations reduce downside risk ?
[ not if your a shareholder , but hey wait a minute we'll have to wait a bit longer to screw the lot holders as well ]

Last page ;
Win a trip for 2 to Tasmania .
[what a wonderfull idea , all the mainland share owners should enter so they can see how to screw a shareholder first hand ]

lol