The Mafia Godfather bursts into the office of his former accountant, > who is a deaf mute.The Godfather starts yelling at the accountant, > "Where the hell is the 3 million bucks you embezzled from me?" The > accountant does not answer. The accountant's secretary rushes in and > reminds the Don that her boss is a deaf mute and cannot understand > him, but she can interpret for him. The Godfather says, "Well ask him > where my damn money is!" The secretary, using sign language, asks the > accountant where's the 3 million dollars. The accountant signs back, > "I don't know what you're talking about. "The secretary interprets to > the Godfather, "He doesn't know what you are talking about. The > Godfather pulls out a 9 millimetre pistol, cocks it, and puts it to > the accountant's temple, and says, "Ask him again... where's my damn > money!" The secretary signs to the accountant, "He wants to know where
> it is!" The accountant signs back, "OK ! OK ! OK! The money is hidden > in a brown suitcase behind the shed in my backyard!" The Godfather > says, "Well... what did he say?" The secretary interprets to the > Godfather, "He says go to hell, and that you don't have the balls to > pull the trigger."