Oi, Wombie!Fair dinkum, mate, reckon we've got a bit of a blue...

Oi, Wombie!

Fair dinkum, mate, reckon we've got a bit of a blue here over these numbers. This bloke's yarn about every shareholder turning into a millionaire off this deal is as crook as Rookwood.

Speculative stock? Too right, but dreaming of that millionaire club with OSLO trading at a bee's dick over a brass razoo and the buying side drying up faster than a billabong in a drought – pull the other one, it plays Jingle Bells.

This offer? Might be as popular as a rattlesnake in a lucky dip, but it's a long shot from a shout at the local. We're all for having a burl and taking a punt on a roughie, but let's not kid ourselves thinking it's Chrissy come early.

And as for those "ozzy" types ready to oversubscribe, well, there's one born every minute. Just gotta hope they're not all sheila's blouse when it comes to crunch time.

Here's to the dreamers, may your beers be cold and your stocks on the up.

But remember, don't bet the farm on it. Cheers to hoping for a bit of the good oil, but keep it savvy, ey?



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