good thing we've got a god that gives infants fun diseases like cerebral palsy! phew! otherwise how would we know god moves in mysterious ways? ever think about that you non-believers? praise the lord who in all his wisdom (and don't forget mystery) decided to afflict babies with crippling ailments! oh and there's cancer! that's a cool addition to our species isn't it? this jehovah dude must be a good bloke!
