Two Donbass residents are sitting in a bar in the future. Brain transplants are commonplace now days and a hawker arrived in the bar with a basket of brains for sale.
Brains for sale! Get a bargain brain today.
The two residents look into the basket and see the prices.
Hey, those prices cannot be right they exclaimed as they seen the price list
Putin's brain one thousand dollars. Zelensky brain five hundred dollars and brains of the United Nations three dollars or two for five.
"OH no they are correct prices"!
"The hawker seemed surprised by the question "
"The brains that have been used the least always fetch the highest prices".
