California Lefties Fart out new emission controls

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    California under climate change governor Brown is aiming to reduce co2 emissions 40% from 1990 levels by draconion measures.
    How to do this the regulators don`t quite know but here is a city example of the type of emission reduction proposed


    Regulators want cattle ranchers to equip every single cow with a backpack device with a hose going up the cow’s rectum to capture cow farts:
    Air board scientist Ryan McCarthy suggested that new technology could help, and the discussion turned to an experimental system from Argentina that would capture gas in a backpack on each cow through a hose inserted into their digestive system.
    “All of our jaws hit the floor,” recalled [rancher] Raudabaugh. “It is an outlandish scheme.”

    The democrats have denied that they propose to extend the scheme to the civilian population any time soon
    More from the lunatic left wing coming soon!
 
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