Kevin the town idiot.
A guy is with a friend. He points to another guy down the street and says "Look, that's the town idiot. I'll show you. I do this every week"
He then hollers at the other guy
" Hey Kevin! Here, a gift for you, and you get to choose! One $20 bill, or five $1 bills?"
Kevin happily grabs the five notes and leaves. The guy laughs at him.
The friend happens to meet Kevin later and asks him why he picked the five bills. Doesn't he know 20 is more than 5x1?
"Yes" replies Kevin. "But the day I pick the 20 he'll stop giving me money".
Arguing against an idiot is like playing chess against a pigeon
You strategically think of all the moves and you have the intelligence to win, but they will just shit on all the pieces and then strut around as if they'd won
99.9% of people are idiots.
Fortunately, I belong to the 1% of intelligent people
