`A Welshman, Scot and Englishman are walking when they come across a lantern and a genie pops out and grants them one wish each.
The Scot says: “I am a sheep herder, like my father before me. I want my country to be full of lovely sheep farms.”
Whoosh, and so it was.
The Englishman was amazed and says: “I want a wall around England to keep those damned Scots and Welsh out.”
Bang, there was a wall around England.
The Welshman says: “Tell me more about this wall.”
The genie says: “It’s 200 feet high, 100 feet thick, it goes all around England, and nothing can get in or out.”
The Welshman says: “Fill it with water.”An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman were riding in a hot-air balloon.
The balloon was about to crash into a mountain, so the pilot says to them, "We need to lose more weight to get clear. One of you has to jump" So the Scotsman says "I do this for the glory of Scotland!" and he jumps out of the basket.
But the balloon wasn't high enough yet. "We need to lose more weight!" the pilot says. So the Welshman says, "I do this for the glory of Wales!" and jumps out of the balloon to his death.
"We need to lose the weight of just one more person, and we'll make it!" the pilot says. So the Irishman says, "I do this for the glory of old Ireland!" and he picks up the Englishman and throws him over the side.
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`A Englishman was sitting in his barn then a welshman came
Englishman: ‟That your dog?”
Welshman: ‟Yep.”
Englishman: ‟Mind if I speak to him?”
Welshman: ‟Dog dont talk But.”
Englishman: ‟Hey dog, how’s it going?”
Dog: ‟Doin’ all right.”
Welshman: (Look of shock!)
Englishman: ‟Is this Welshman your owner?” (Pointing at the Welshman)
Dog: ‟Yep.”
Englishman: ‟How’s he treating you?”
Dog: ‟Rel good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play.”
Welshman: (Look of total disbelief)
Englishman: ‟Mind if I talk to your horse?”
Welshman: ‟Horse dont talk but.”
Englishman: ‟Hey horse, how’s it going?”
Horse: ‟Cool.”
Welshman: (Extreme look of shock!)
Englishman: ‟Is this your owner?” (Pointing to the welshman)
Horse: ‟Yep.”
Englishman: ‟How’s he treating you?”
Horse: ‟Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often and keeps me in a lean-to to protect me from the weather.”
Welshman: (Look of total amazement)
Englishman: ‟Mind if I talk to your sheep?”
Welshman: ‟That sheeps a f*ing liar bud!!”
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