Englishman: ‟That your dog?”
Welshman: ‟Yep.”
Englishman: ‟Mind if I speak to him?”
Welshman: ‟Dog dont talk But.”
Englishman: ‟Hey dog, how’s it going?”
Dog: ‟Doin’ all right.”
Welshman: (Look of shock!)
Englishman: ‟Is this Welshman your owner?” (Po
inting at the Welshman)
Dog: ‟Yep.”
Englishman: ‟How’s he treating you?”
Dog: ‟Rel good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play.”
Welshman: (Look of total disbelief)
Englishman: ‟Mind if I talk to your horse?”
Welshman: ‟Horse dont talk but.”
Englishman: ‟Hey horse, how’s it going?”
Horse: ‟Cool.”
Welshman: (Extreme look of shock!)
Englishman: ‟Is this your owner?” (Pointing to the welshman)
Horse: ‟Yep.”
Englishman: ‟How’s he treating you?”
Horse: ‟Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often and keeps me in a lean-to to protect me from the weather.”
Welshman: (Look of total amazement)
Englishman: ‟Mind if I talk to your sheep?”
Welshman: ‟That sheeps a f*ing liar bud!!”
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