Credlin appoints heir apparent, page-29

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    Oh crikey sorry Jonnoh that's right "drunken sailors" I forgot you were one of them big spenders.
    I'll add that to your standard post for all topics.
    If you like I can add the Labor "What shall we do with the drunken sailor" lyrics every fifth post for variety.

    Refrain:
    Weigh heigh and up she rises (/Hoo-ray and up she rises)
    Weigh heigh and up she rises (/Patent blocks of different sizes)
    Weigh heigh and up she rises
    Early in the morning
    Traditional verses:
    What shall we do with a drunken sailor,
    What shall we do with a drunken sailor,
    What shall we do with a drunken sailor,
    Early in the morning?
    Put/chuck him in the long boat till he's sober.
    Put him in the long-boat and make him bail her.
    What shall we do with a drunken soldier?
    Put/lock him in the guard room 'til he gets sober.
    Put him in the scuppers with a hose-pipe on him.
    Pull out the plug and wet him all over.
    Tie him to the taffrail when she's yardarm under
    Heave him by the leg in a runnin' bowline.
    Scrape the hair off his chest with a hoop-iron razor.
    Give 'im a dose of salt and water.
    Stick on his back a mustard plaster.
    Keep him there and make 'im bail 'er.
    Give 'im a taste of the bosun's rope-end.
    What'll we do with a Limejuice skipper?
    Soak him in oil till he sprouts a flipper.
    What shall we do with the Queen o' Sheba.
    What shall we do with the Virgin Mary?
    Additional verses:
    Shave his chin with a rusty razor.
    Shave his belly with a rusty razor.
    Give 'im a hair of the dog that bit him.
    Put him in the bilge and make him drink it.
    Put him in bed with the captain's daughter.


    Parody verses:
    Put him at the wheel of an Exxon tanker.
    Put Swan at the helm of the aussie economy.
    Last edited by etherazer: 23/07/14
 
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