ADULT:A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
BEAUTY PARLOR:A place where women curl up and dye. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
CANNIBAL:Someone who is fed up with people. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
CHICKENS:The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
COMMITTEE:A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
DUST:Mud with the juice squeezed out. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
EGOTIST:Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
INFLATION:Cutting money in half without damaging the paper. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
MOSQUITO:An insect that makes you like flies better. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
RAISIN:Grape with sunburn.-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
SECRET:Something you tell to one person at a time. ---------------------------------------------------------------- SKELETON:A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
TOOTHACHE:The pain that drives you to extraction.-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------TOMORROW:One of the greatest labour saving devices of today.-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------YAWN:An honest opinion openly expressed. -----------------------------------------------------------------
and MY Favourite!! =========================WRINKLES:Something other people have,similar to my characterlines.
