Mate, let us know when your porta loo turns up on your all so expensive block of land to service the retro Franklin caravan. We will aĺl breath a sigh of relief because you wont be defacating on a forum where honest discussion is valued. Whats for dinner? Maybe your tucking into mash and peas with half a cup of salt. How are those dentures? You soak em in a a glass every night b4 you pop on the CPAP just after your devoted handmaid scrapes the grime from under your toe and finger nails and gives you a squirt of vinegar up the nostrols to relieve nasal polyp pain. She probably pulls out a few green crustys also.
