IMF has another "orgy" sorry summit over the yuan in USA?, another party before the big one this weekend in Latvia regarding Greece ! Lol
Communique in original format probably read as follows
Flew in via private vet to address important issues
Picked up by driver and security guard and given escort to hotel with local police cars
Had a spa and champaigne before butler helped me get dressed
Attended massive pre dinner drinks with only the finest wines appropriate for my overpaid position
We then sat down for a fab six course meal
For dessert they brought in these wonderful young ladies who help us all pound out the problem
We had more drinks and then instructed a huge team if support staff over in the four star hotel to write up a story of the yuan and made sure it ended with
Ministers and IMF officials will continue to monitor the situation in the future from another super expensive location in the next few weeks
IMF communiques, definitely noise , definitely expensive noise
