Property Vs GOLD & Silver. I know this poor bloke, Jake, who was going to settle down and get married. His fiancée nagged Jake to buy a house, but not wanting a 25 year mortgage Jake preferred to invest in GOLD & SILVER and live in his COOL garage! So Jake's fiancée DUMPED him!
Jake was devastated, so he bought a Hot Rod and took counsel from WC Fields regarding women,"Women are like elephants to me. I like to look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one."
Well before you could say Great Balls of Fire Jake was living a life of debauchery, travelling, surfing, going to car shows, Rockabilly concerts and most shockingly scr#wing chicks all over the world! Jake had delved into the hedonistic abyss all because of GOLD & SILVER. What happened to Jake you may well ask? Today Jake still lives in his garage with his Hot Rod, F#$KS chicks half his age, trades shares and counts his GOLD & SILVER! If only Jake had listened to his Fiancée and bought a house!
