I got chatting with a girl in a bar, "Can I buy you a drink?" I...

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    I got chatting with a girl in a bar, "Can I buy you a drink?" I asked.
    "Have you not got a girlfriend?" she replied, "Guys like you always have girlfriends.
    ""No, sadly we broke up just over a month ago," I assured her.
    "Oh I'm sorry to hear that," she said, "Go on then, I'll have a white wine please.
    A few drinks later after a kiss and a cuddle we headed off back to her place and made passionate love.
    While I was putting my clothes back on she said, "So, you're good looking, a nice guy and amazing in bed, can I ask why on earth you split with your girlfriend?"
    I said, "My wife found out."
 
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