Ah, yes.
Some of my favourite telegrams -
"Kathy - Make sure you eat well tonight. Sam doesn't like sleeping on an empty stomach"
"Saw stork flying north (or whichever edge of the city the happy couple reside), don't worry, we shot it."
From the weather bureau - "The forecast for your honeymoon is stormy nights with the chance of a little son."
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