will be zillions of pregnant hands in the supposed Muslim afterlife .. not that there will be one ... yonks ago I was in a top bunk in a YHA hostel in Sydney and the Iraqi lad below me kept groaning and grunting most of the night ... the rest of us got pissed off with the noise so I questioned the fellow and he explained that he had been told that Allah forbids masturbation ... so the only way he could get relief was to rub and push his organ against the mattress ... and that it was very pleasurable... load of crap I said, Allah does not exist, just a figment of Mohammed's fevered imagination .. don't let rubbish control, you mate, ... use your hand like other blokes do ... wide-eyed he stared at me ... well, the next night there was rubbing from his bunk and cries of pleasure ,,, problem sioved .. we all slept peacefully
