Poor old Mal he loves his new job
But hes encountered a slight prob
The pub crowd have seen through his BS game
And that's his only claim to fame
If he loses what then Mal
You'll find it hard to keep a pal
All the Liberal bedwetterrs are now looking sick
Wondering how they could be so thic k
The Liberal train has stalled at the station
Little Billy Shortone may lead the nation
Oh my country poor fella me
Its so sad for all to see
