Three friends from the local congregation were asked, "When you're in your casket, and friends and fellow congregation members are mourning over you, what would you like them to say?"
Artie said, "I would like them to say I was a wonderful husband, a fine spiritual leader, and a great family man."
Eugene added, "That I was a wonderful teacher and servant of God, who made a huge difference in people's lives."
Al said, "I'd like them to say, 'Look, he's moving!'"
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Smith climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God.
Looking up, he asks the Lord. "God, what does a million years mean to you?"
The Lord replies, "A minute."Smith asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?"
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The Lord replies, "A penny."
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Smith asks, "Can I have a penny?"
The Lord replies, "In a minute."
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