Spread the Stupidity! Only in This Stupid World
......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in This Stupid World .....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Only in This Stupid World
.....do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters..
Only in This Stupid World
......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in This Stupid World .......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in Packages of eight..
EVER WONDER
Why the sun lightens
Our hair, but darkensour skin?
Why don't you ever see the
Headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why is
'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why is it that
Doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why is lemon juice made
With artificial flavour, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who
Invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there
Mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah
Swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the
Needle for lethal injections?
Why are they called
Apartments when they are all stuck together?
If flying is so
Safe,why do they call the airport the terminal?
