Mal at first enjoyed being PM it wa s a great gig he thought...

Mal at first enjoyed being PM it wa s a great gig he thought

Everyone was nice to him his opinions were sought

He soared ahead in every poll

He was on one tremendous roll

Leigh Sales interviewed him and was so coy

You could tell he was the ABCs boy

Then on his laurels Our Mal did rest

He put no policy to the test

Then the wheels began to fall off

Things went downhill fast for the Wentworth toff

Many of the fifty four Lib bedwetters now realise their blunder

If this trend continues they are going under