The fiftyfour Liberal bedwetters awoke with a dreadful shock Mal...

The fiftyfour Liberal bedwetters awoke with a dreadful shock

Mal their shining knight in armour had turned out to be a crock

They had a little meeting in an attempt to take stock

Many could see their own heads were on the block

As the election neared old Tones rule didn't look that bad

That they had been silly enough to turf him made many of them sad

It looks like they bet their money on the wrong nag it seems

And any future political career is only in their dreams