An Australian travelling through England onvacation lost his wallet and all of his identification.
Cutting his trip short, he attempted to makehis way home but was stopped by the Australian Customs Agents at the airport."May I see your identification, please?" asked the agent.
"I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet,"replied the bloke.
"Sure mate, I hear that every day.No ID, no entry," said the agent.
"But I can prove I'm an Australian!"he exclaimed. "I have a picture of Bill Shorten tattooed on one sideof my arse and Albanese on the other.
"This I gotta see," replied theagent.
With that, the bloke dropped his strides andshowed the agent his behind.
"By hell, you're right!"exclaimed the agent. "Have a safe trip back to Victoria."
"But how did you know I was fromVictoria?"
The agent replied, "I recognizedDaniel Andrews in the middle".
