Malcolm woke up,in a cold sweat
Had he made a losing bet
Hc thought being PM would be great fun
The best job under the sun
He thought it would be a great dance
That all he had to do was BS and prance
So with the help of fiftyfour bed wetting MPs stabbed poor Tony in the back
Gave a record winning first term PM the sack
Now they look in horror at Mals contribution
And on Election Day await execution
