Here is a dirty story (my story): We are constantly being told...

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    Here is a dirty story (my story):

    We are constantly being told that Ebola is extremely difficult to catch, unless in direct contact with bodily fluid or excrement from an infected person.

    Let me tell you how EASY it is.

    Many people hang toilet paper the wrong way (paper hangs down on the wall side). Infected person wipes his bum, gets another piece of toilet paper, his fingers (now contaminated) touch the wall and leaves some excrement on the wall.

    Next healthy person, also having to scrape the paper from the wall, gets she shit on his/her hand.

    Bingo, Ebola transferred.
 
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