gees, in my church we would stone the bloody goat to death for...

gees, in my church we would stone the bloody goat to death for leading him on.

Has anyone checked how old the goat was?

What is the legal age for a goat?

Did the goat accept payment for this? If so, has the goat declared this income to the tax department?

Has anyone asked this bloke if he has taken the other animals into the bushes to avoid embarrassment to himself - or to the animals?

Thank god I have no desire to visit Nigeria - I doubt if I could restrain myself.

And, this bloke descended from what? hmmmm.

Oh, please, if we ever find this bloke on a boat heading for Australia, can someone please? well, just sink the bloody thing.