''Military officials have found the debris of an F-35 military jet that went missing after the pilot ejected over South Carolina.
The wreckage of the $100m (£80m) plane - which disappeared on Sunday afternoon - was discovered in rural Williamsburg County, said authorities.
The pilot ejected from the cockpit and parachuted to safety in a North Charleston neighbourhood.
The public had been asked to help find the jet.
In a statement on Monday, military officials said the debris was found "two hours north-east of Joint Base Charleston".
Officials had focused their searches around Lake Moultrie and Lake Marion, north of the city of Charleston - the jet's last known location.''
isn't it amazing - our American friends, you know, the people who are going to come to our 'assistance' if a big bully attacks us.
They've found their plane --------- their latest high tech military plane.
Which they 'lost'
Not only did they 'lose' it. But they didn't lose it in some far off sandy nation in which they had no permission to be there - oh no
they 'lost' it in America - like, in the back yard kinda thing.
Now, one might begin to wonder just how it is possible for the most advanced military nation in the world to not know where and when their latest high tech wizardry was when it hit the deck -
they knew where it was when the pilot jumped out - I guess he phoned home and said 'hey darl, I might be late for dinner tonight'
but, the 'authorities' didn't have a clue where the plane went to after that - the best they had was that it might have flown on for 'some time'
wow. Some time. And like, they don't have any wizzbang comms on board to tell them where their toy is -
they had to ask the hillbilly people to look out for bits on the ground.
And this is in America, this is not in little old Northern Oz - where there are 3 kangaroos and not much else.
Gosh, we should feel so safe to have big brother watching over us.
