There's a plane with 5 passengers on board: Donald Trump, Boris Johnson, ScoMo, Jacinda Ardern and Vyvyan, a “10-year-old schoolboy”.
The plane is about to crash. Alas, there are only 4 parachutes.
Trump::Barging his way through......."I need one. I’m the smartest man in the world and am needed to make America great again." He grabs one and jumps.
Johnson: Equally assertive......"I’m needed to sort out Britain and BREXIT." He **s another and jumps.
ScoMo: "I need one – I am the last surviving Shark supporter." He takes one and jumps.
Jacinda Ardern: Turns to the schoolboy and says : "You can have the last parachute. I've lived my life, yours is only just starting."
Vyvyan, the 10-year-old student: replies: "Ah, well, yes…….Don’t worry Ms Ardern, actually, there are 2 parachutes left. In his zeal for self-preservation, the smartest man in the world took my school bag.”'
