She's single.
She lives right across the street.
I can see her place from my patio.
I watched as she got home from work this evening.
I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway and knocked on the door.
I rushed to open it, she looks at me and said,
"I just got home, and I have this strong urge to have a good time, dance, get drunk, and get laid tonight!
Are you doing anything?"
I quickly replied,
"Nope, I'm free!"
She said, "Great! ....
Could you watch my dog?”
Being a senior citizen really sucks!
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