Paddy goes into his local tavern already half drunk and challenges the locals for a pint that he can be blindfolded and guess any animal pelt and not only that but find the injury and say the calibre of the weapon that killed it.
So they blind fold paddy and bring out a pelt.
Paddy feels it up and says it’s a Cheater and this hole was a 30 yard 6.
The shocked locals buy him a pint.
The blindfold goes back on and they bring out another skin.
Paddy feels it up and says @this is a zebra that was killed by a spear”.
Shocked the locals buy him some pints.
Absolutely plastered paddy staggers home. When he wakes up all hungover the next day he looks in the mirror and sees he’s got a black eye. He says to his wife “I don’t remember getting a black eye”. His wife says “I did that”.
You staggered in to our room last night, stuck your hand down my knickers and yelled out
“it’s a skunk that’s been killed with a hatchet”.
