Given how easily some of our fellow posters are offended by non politically correct posts - I will endeavour to appease their whims and post a politically correct nursery rhyme
Mary had a little lamb. Its fleece was white as snow. Everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go.
A young person of the female gender was the possessor of a small immature ruminant of the species genus Ovis, whose outermost covering reflected all wavelengths of visible light with a luminosity equal to that of a mass of naturally occurring microscopically crystalline water. Regardless of the translational path chosen by the aforesaid young person, there was a 100% probability that the aforementioned ruminant would select the same pathway.
