Prostate checkup

An old guy goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to theUrologist as a precaution.


When he gets there, he discovers the Urologistis a very pretty female doctor.

The female doctor says, "I'm goingto check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what youare probably used to.


I want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees, thenwhile I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say, '99'.

The old guy obeys and says, "99".

The doctor said, Very good. Now then, I want you to lie on your back with your knees raised slightly.

I'm going to check your prostate withthis hand, and with the other hand I'm going to hold on to your penis to keep it out of the way.

Now take a deep breath and say, '99'.

The old guy begins,

"One .... Two ... Three" ...