A bloke goes in to the doctors and says "Doctor - I keep on...

A bloke goes in to the doctors and says "Doctor - I keep on dreaming I'm having sex with a biscuit. What's wrong with me"

Doctor - This is unusual. Can you tell me what type of biscuit it is?

Bloke: Not sure doctor...

Doctor: Is it one of those round ones with a jam centre?

Bloke: No, it's not one of them.

Doctor: Is it a chocolate one, with a creamy filling?

Bloke: No, no it's not one of them either.

Doctor: is it a crispy one you put cheese on?

Bloke: Yeah yeah that's it!

Doctor: I know your problem mate. You're friggin crackers!