A bloke goes in to the doctors and says "Doctor - I keep on dreaming I'm having sex with a biscuit. What's wrong with me"
Doctor - This is unusual. Can you tell me what type of biscuit it is?
Bloke: Not sure doctor...
Doctor: Is it one of those round ones with a jam centre?
Bloke: No, it's not one of them.
Doctor: Is it a chocolate one, with a creamy filling?
Bloke: No, no it's not one of them either.
Doctor: is it a crispy one you put cheese on?
Bloke: Yeah yeah that's it!
Doctor: I know your problem mate. You're friggin crackers!
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