Funny to think the title of this tread is short covering. Just...

Funny to think the title of this tread is short covering. Just what does 25mil plus or minus Aussie shorts need to cover? Why in the US we have a bare naked-short group of somewhere between 25 to 50 million on cell phones alone. That's far beyond the guys and gals that "buy" and wear regular shorts. This go too with another 50 million pops and pajamas who let some Mr. or Ms. Unknown influence/trade for them mainly by way of their work "company plan". And to think the first group mentioned are mostly millennials under someone's wings or living on the world famous students pay-whenever you reach your Beatles #64 loans target.
I'm flat out floored to think there are so many shorts in Aus. What going on? 25 plus year of no recession and the local shorts can find the land of Oz habitual. The Winchester, the one with the .38cal built in 1903, has been banned, is that a for real or fake news? What google link am I missing to not see the correct picture? Could the truth be hidden in the art of hedging? Aus Hedge Masters stock trading courses must be or are restricted or simply I have not make a connection just yet. Could that be why we linger +- 5 t0 7 SP points. Everyone and the A-2 cows are hedging the grass will be greener on the other side of the par 5 hole 6 and par 4 hole 9 with the green hole 3 aced already while they look back to confirm it be so green and tall innocently enough at this very moment. Let's save it from that grounds keeper who's pledge everything be short as written in the code of grounds keeper conduct book. Or perhaps Cyclone Rachael in the year 2018 or is that 2019 will set things straight finally. I'll be a 10 years holder of Lynas by than.   sally forth one and all...Thrump's got me playing golf and not GOLD_{in the morning}