Teacher: "Why is your cat in class today?"

  1. Maaze
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    22/03/17
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    Teacher:

    "Why is your cat in class today?"


    Kid:

    "Because I heard my dad tell my mom:

    `I'm going to eat that pussy once our son leaves for school today.`"
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