jackson cal emergency FAR splinter shareholdery meeting at...

jackson cal emergency FAR splinter shareholdery meeting at sunlight. unusuality as j not b normally rise until sun b set. but digressy, let me tell it as it unfol in al it horrid gloriousness. rasta! were b dat lovely bobby man?

da quorumy b quickly if informally fill. jackson, blind bro johnson, nice randommy man who b planting gods bushes and the beautiful boss lady carmalita who holds non a da FAR shares direct but b holdin sway over the dancing girls - daisy, Bellatrix and sugababe to name a few. carmen, mahogany an fruity (possibly da nicest an sweetest) an the unmentions

j open formally proceedings and say, well bros and sistas. we b got da quorum we got da numbers an fomalities b good so wat b da f b going on here. he thumpy table. we b cuttin to da chase. al gloriousness excluded an give me some shelta an da special ting. luv b good an al dat but show me da moo

there was some scattered and mildly apprehensive applause and thence a slight pause while carmalita (darling girl) sang a reggae version of gimme shelter and provided “da special ting" to the leader - mr j.

j put on da steetsman visage and all bowed and prayed. respect.

he (j) said
da order o da meeting b
j paused, took a mighty drag o his special honduran especiale and said. haile selassie! dat b f good but were b da bernadette?
(bernadette takes minutes, handrolls the dominican esparticulares and sometimes advises king j on the finer points of meeting formalities). A good girl to have around in an emergency.

j continued: bernadettie b comin wit ipaddie ting in an al b humble an await
in al my glory hallelujahs said j. i neva seen a ting like dis b4. dat tight hole policy b tightr dan my spincter after cousin thelma b feed me da worl famous jerky chikken.

meeting was adjourned at that point.