“Having Bill Shorten giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn’t work!”
“We’ve had cloning in the South for years. It’s called cousins.”
“People say satire is dead. It’s not dead; it’s alive and living in Canberra.”
“When the media ask Bill Shorten a question, he answers, ‘I think i'll pass thanks Eddie?'”
