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  1. mogga
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    29/08/16
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    Post #: 18772371
    Emergency Call
    operator: 111 what's your emergency?
    me: yes hi need some help please
    operator: ok what seems to be the problem?
    me: two girls are fighting over me
    operator: and what is your emergency?
    me: the ugly one is winning..
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