I once caught my neighbour masturbating in his driveway. I threw a bottle of soy sauce at his car but he just yelled at me to mind my business. By the grace of the magic sky man my soy sauce didn't break but was the masturbator testing me? Did I pass? If not; how do I pass this test? Should I help him masturbate? Should I myself start masturbating in the driveway? But I have leather seats! Or is the real test buying wet wipes for my vehicle and tinting the windows? please clarify because I'm at a loss.
