a priest and a rabbi are sitting opposite each on a train journey
the priest asks ' rabbi i know its against your beliefs, but can i ask have you ever tried pork' ?
the rabbi looking very embarrassed replied " well father being a man of the cloth ,I cannot lie and must confess my sin of eating pork"
after a while the rabbi leans over and asks
"father, I know its against your beliefs but can I ask, have you ever had sex' ?
the priest looking very embarrassed replied " well rabbi being a man of the cloth, I cannot lie and must confess my sin of having sex"
a few minutes later the rabbi leans over again and said "its better than pork hey ?