Oh well what can one say Saw SHY on TV today The ABC just love...

Oh well what can one say

Saw SHY on TV today

The ABC just love the gal

Shes become the ABC best pal

Cause they know old Sarah will deliver

Teary eyes and lips a quiver

Rubbishing the immigration minister

Making out hes really quite sinister

Someone should ask her a pertinent question or two

But this of course the ABC will never do

Ask her opinion on boat people drowning at sea

This would be my simple plea

But their ABC would never do that

As they pander to the simple prat