The SCOTS

A man with no legs was sitting on a blanket at the beach. Three women, from England, Wales, and Scotland, walked past and felt sorry for the poor man.

The English woman said "Have you ever had a hug?"

The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on.

The Welsh woman said, "Have you ever had a kiss?

The man said, "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on.

The Scottish woman came to him and said, "'Ave ya ever been xxxkxx laddie?"

The man broke into a big smile and said, "No".

She said, "Aye, well ya will be when the tide comes in.