Mal said the word Liberal had to go
It cause it seems to too right you know
The T urnbull team has a better sound
More mellow and much more round
So the Liberal party is no more
TheABC will be pleased I,m sure
The fiftyfour Liberal bedwetters looked on with dismay
They hadnt realised their votes would be used this way
Whilst conservative libs waited for polling day
A lot of the bedwetters a heavy price would pay
