A shitestorm if ever there was.
dIDN'T KNOW I COULDN'T LIGHT UP A MATCH !
sOMEONE ASKED WHETHER THERE was enough gas for the barbeque.
All of a sudden i was talkin planets when uranus blew up.
Granny always said she had bad flatulence but i didnt believe her.
Old pop always said his farts sent him to another planet.
