Whacky whacky doodle whacky whacky do
I too live in Dumboland isn't it a stew
Welcome people in who have never paid a cents tax
Put at the top of public housing list some would think that lax
But the many bleeding heart Dumbolanders think its the way to go
They worship the great God Gough who set up the present show
And the word has quickly spread amongst the freeloaders of the world mob
Get yourself to Aussie and you'll never need a job
