Why stop with Baa Baa Black Sheep?

The world has gone absolutely off the rails and needs moderation.

What's next? Will the Black Friday fires of 1939 be renamed...forget the respect for the event and bow down to insane political correctness.

Will the All Blacks rename.

Is your surname Black?

Whilst we are at it...WA has Narrogin and Gin Gin. Shall these be renamed?

Coffee has racial overtones...rename it.

And please, no one mention 'Black Swan event' in stock codes again or our TOU 'switch board' will melt down.