An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman are out in the desert in a jeep when it breaks down.
Knowing they will never make it out of the desert if they are heavily burdened, they each decide to take 1 object with them so that they each may share it.
The Englishman walks up to the Jeep, and takes a backpack full of food. "For when we get hungry" he says to the other two.
The Scotsman walks up to the Jeep, and takes several canteens full of water. "For when we get thirsty." he says to the other two.
The Irishman walks up to the Jeep, and rips the door off it's hinge.
He walks back to the other two and the Englishman exclaims. "Why did you take the door?"
"In Case we get too hot, I can wind the window down !" he replies.
